Fucking Vests!

Here we go again, I'm completely and utterly cunted off with people that think it's ok to wear a vest when the sun goes down. Listen nause cunts; it is not ok to wear a vest when it's night. It is particularly not ok to wear one to a nightclub. Do you realise what you look like?

I have cleverly disguised the person next to the Nause Cunt. He is now some sort of cat demon.

Check out this guy, not only is he wearing a fucking PINK vest, he also has Toms and Topman Wanker jeans turnups! This guy is the reason I feel the need to go out killing, it could only have been made worse by a fake tan. I imagine that's faded when this pic was taken. He looks like a fake tan cunt.

Does this guy leave his divorced mum's house in some sort of middle class suburb after looking in the leather bound Ikea-esque mirror in the hall and think "Yeah! Fuck Yeah! I look awesome!" ?

You do not look awesome, you look like a puff with a cleft wardrobe. Please stop, you're frustrating those of us that actually hate you.